Losing my way with words

Posted in: on Thursday, August 21, 2008 at at 5:55 PM 0 comments  

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402483,00.html

Posted in: on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at at 9:57 AM 1 comments  

My brother sent me this footage early this morning.

What was he doing searching for me on YouTube?

Posted in: on Thursday, August 7, 2008 at at 12:36 PM 0 comments  

Got a little visit from the hallmark ac co. fairy this morning for the 15 point inspection.
Translation: I've prepaid for some "expert" to come out and tell me something expensive is wrong with my ac unit.

Here's a bit of the sparkling conversation:
ac man: "do you normally keep it on 60 degrees?"
me: "what! no, is it on 60 degrees? "
ac man: "yeah, oh I must have bumped it to 60."
me (internally): do i look like i keep it on 60 degrees? do you see me bundled up in multiple blankets? yes, I keep it on 60 degrees and pay a ridiculous electric bill every month.

diagnosis time...
ac man: "so your evaporator coil has a leak it... it'll probably cost you around twenty-hundred something dollars"
me: "you mean two thousand dollars?"
me (internally): twenty-hundred? who says that.

Posted in: on Monday, August 4, 2008 at at 9:24 AM 0 comments