Losing my way with words

You might be a PT Cruiser if ...

all your power window controls are located on the console/ next to the center air vents.

your color is some metallic, vibrant color such as electric blue or lime green.

you cannot accelerate on slight slopes.

most of your travelers wind up nauseated after even a 5 minute car ride.

you have mystery stains and pieces of old goldfish all over you.

you have the turning radius of a semi.

you find yourself with 15 identical others at rental car lots and hotel/motel parking lots.

** We had a PT Cruiser as a rental car in California. Chances are, if you have ever rented a car, you have had the joy of driving a PT... So many jokes, but I'll stop here.