Losing my way with words

I'll be honest. I cyber-stalked my brother last night... mainly because I haven't talked to him in a while. We have only text messaged (tex-mexed) very briefly since his departure to Cali.
He left this comment for his roommate... I don't know if he made this up, but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.


How To Give A Man Hug

Don't get left behind, learn how to show your affection for your fellow man.

Step 1: When to hug
If celebrating a sports win, you will find that suddenly worrying about hugging is no longer an issue. Anything goes.

Step 2: The approach
When going for a hug, make it clear what you are doing. You won't want to catch the huggee off-guard. Start by spreading your hands wide with you right hand about 20 centimeters higher than the left. Lean back ever so slightly. This is a non-threatening stance, making it clear you are not about to attack. Tilt your head to the left - this lets your huggee know where you are going so they can do the opposite. Otherwise, there may be an embarrassing collision.

Step 3: Embrace
Step in towards your compadre. Your right hand will go over his shoulder, with your head going to the left of his. Show your sincerity by gripping your friend firmly in your arms - there is nothing worse than a floppy, half-hearted attempt. Keep your head level and facing forwards. Looking down, or turning towards your mate may end up as inappropriate nuzzling. Hold the embrace for as long as you feel comfortable... a second or two will do.

Step 4: The pat
This is the crucial part of a man hug, separating it from a traditional cuddle. With your left hand pat your buddy 3 or 4 times on the back. This demonstrates you are still men - you may be affectionate, but you can still dish out some pain. If you still feel this is too effeminate for you, then give a light, double punch instead of a pat.

Step 5:The break
While you are giving the final pat, break. Lift your hands smartly away, don't slide them over your buddy in a lingering manner. This may confuse them, and you. Alternatively, you could finish by gripping your friend firmly on the upper arms and saying something celebratory:
"Well Done, Grant", "Congratulations", or "You learned how to swim!."


Marky Mark is so entertaining :)

Posted in: on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at at 2:06 AM